Grassy Ass

A moderate to severe case of hairy ass, which, in one way or another, looks like grass, due to it's length and patchy abundance.

Go mow your grassy ass Jonah.

I know dude. It's a jungle down there.

by B_jammin1499 June 24, 2020

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Ass Enthusiast

A Person Who loves eating ass

i am an Ass Enthusiast

by Ass Enthusiast June 25, 2020

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Ass wipe

A stupid nob head who thinks there’s the best but when shit goes down he’s gone and snitches

Brads an ass wipe

by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020

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Ass Lure

A small worm-like hemorrhoid named for it's resemblance to the "lure" used by anglerfish to catch their prey.

I wanted to put a finger in her can but their was an ass lure guarding the entrance

by Pola Pe'a September 20, 2012

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The girl you pick up at a bar only because you're with another girl who is exceptionally hot. Her hotness is effectively your wingman and your proximity to this babe is what helps get you laid by other women. This is similar to a contact high where being near tokers is all you need to get stoned.

Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.

by tetdfromage August 5, 2012

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