This guy is an absolute athletic freak. This one time I threw him the football he did 42 flips mid-air, pulled down everyone's pants, and then caught the ball and proceeded to sit down for 2-3 minutes and then made the touchdown... holy freak dude.
Best football player of all time: Bro lets play a game..
Me: Yo is that zayd in the distance.. WE GET HIM
Best football player of all time: Bro that's unfair I quit
Me: Yo is that zayd in the distance.. WE GET HIM
Best football player of all time: Bro that's unfair I quit
by noob31 February 3, 2025
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usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats
severe loneliness
usually has:
a severe amount of bushy bumfluff
a wanking addiction
flavoured air infected lungs
turdnugget eating addiction
general eating addiction
a tiny penis
gonorrhoea
an obsession with group chats
severe loneliness
"Bro you seriously need to hop on a diet and go outside, you're turning into a Zaid"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"
"icl su I am the zid of the zad of the zod. take some zaidinis and leave me in peace with my food"
by shalom1234 April 22, 2025
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by TotallyNotAZaidFriend May 21, 2025
Get the Zaid mug.A Zayie is a type of girl that’s smart, responsible, beautiful, and caring. She has a fat ass, snatched stomach, and her body is known to be in the shape of an hour glass. Her skin is like a creamy, watered down chocolate milk (Really watered down). She’s kind of dumb though and she never looks both ways when crossing the street. She has no sense of direction or street smarts, but she’s extremely book smart and witty. She has pale skin, and her eyes are small. You’d almost except her to be half Asian!!
Person 1: Omg, did you feel that? I think there’s an earthquake
Person 2: No.. this can’t be!!
Person 3: Relax guys, it’s just Zayie’s fat ass!
Person 2: No.. this can’t be!!
Person 3: Relax guys, it’s just Zayie’s fat ass!
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