Rod Worms

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019

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PENIS WORM

When your penis turns into an earth worm

I have to turn in early Benjamin I'm sorry my wife needs to feed soil to my Penis Worm

by Jonovan Kirk August 7, 2021

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Wealth-worm

A derogatory term encompassing both capitalists and the labor aristocracy (workers who have the mentality of capitalists)

Comrade : Hey Joe, those guys tried to convince me that communists can't be pro gun!
Joe: typical wealth-worms and their ignorant rhetoric, Everyone knows all commies are pro-gun.

by Red Bastard October 8, 2015

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An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017

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Milk Worm

When a man climaxes on himself, and one long string like cum chunk lands on his or near his nut sack and flows down, later creating a weird scent if not cleaned.

Last night, I gave myself a milk worm, and had to take a shower because it stank too much.

by BiGbUrGeR1 October 22, 2018

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