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Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.
by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019
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Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.
- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.
by JoeBerry November 25, 2019
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knot

the peacock is in a coma
until it is electroshocked
until then the pigeon prevails
watch me unfold my feathery fruit
tied down to a luscious knot
by Krkič May 2, 2019
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Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
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Knot so caplin

Not and evil genius but rival. I noe who you where all along. To bad you have to hide what you are. I got off . still csn be friends you killer .
Your knot so caplin if you didn't keep a trinkets. A item to remember
by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019
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Bro knot

1. A group of men who's genitals are tied together.
2. A group of men hugging.
Dude dont dance so close to me, i dont want to get intona "bro knot."
by Aspryin October 10, 2019
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rectangle knot

rectangle knot ; not for cunts
by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020
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