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whistle dick

a man who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks his penis is so clean that he shouldn't have to or that his penis is "as clean as a whistle".
by hdw1973 May 7, 2010
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whistle dick

To speak with a slight drawn whistle on words with an 's' or 'sh'. A lisp that creates a whistle-y noise.
I can't understand what that crack-head is saying. He keeps whistle dickin' his s's.

That whistle dick can't get through a sentence without spittin' up his lunch on me.
by Edapoe March 15, 2009
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whistle weiner

weiner that extends straight out and curves up...Steve you're my boy blue!!
by Amie March 3, 2005
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Whistling pig

Whistling pig is not an unusual activity among us. But what makes it interesting is why pigs whistle? This question has been puzzling us for centuries. The answer that scientists have found is pigs whistle because they are happy. Most pigs live in a rectangular steel cage everyday; they don’t have entertainment; what they can do is just to eat. Once they have done the eating, the only thing they can do is to whistle. And whistle can help them to relax and the most important function is to help their digest
by Whistling pig August 31, 2009
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Rape Whistle

n. A whistle you use when you want somebody to rape you.
If you want to get raped, just blow your rape whistle
by Markymoist September 14, 2017
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Slippery Whistle

When a girl is performing felatio, the guy pushes too hard on the back of the girl's head and she slides up the shaft gagging and blowing out like a slide whistle. This is usually combined with a bit of vomit and/or saliva, making the shaft slippery.
I got pissed that this chick wouldnt deep throat, so I slippery whistled her, and now I got puke all over my boxers.
by Big Unca Mike September 19, 2007
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