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university of mary washington

A liberal arts university in Fredericksburg, VA. Students are predominantly from Virginia, although not always. Along with being ranked as one of "America's Best Values" in terms of the cost of the school, UMW's sports teams are always at the top of the Conference for most sports.

Don't be fooled by its impressive statistics for strictly academics, UMW seems to have developed a population of hard drinking students. Students commonly go out to party on Thursday, Friday, Saturday of each week, although its not uncommon for the standard "40's and Monday Night Football".
Director at UMW's Dining Services (He said this on Thanksgiving in 2007): "University of Mary Washington, looks more like university of alcoholics."

Longview, Washington 

A town in southwest Washington that, while admittedly more than a little boring, is populated on the whole by regular people living their regular lives.
"Women from Longview, Washington don't all get pregnant as teenagers."

"Olympia, Washington and Longview, Washington have roughly the same ratio of dramatic kids in their high schools."
Longview, Washington by Hyacinthus42 November 13, 2011

Lake Stevens, Washington 

The BEST little town in Washington State. About 15 minuites away from Everett, Washington. Lake Stevens is also known as Lake Town, and is filled with beautiful pot smokers. It also has the biggest selection of super fan for Lake Stevens High School.
I live in Lake Stevens, Washington, and it is the best place to be.

university of washington 

State operated academic institution; primary campus located in Seattle, WA.
The University of Washington has numerous academic programs in science, math, english, and more. Too bad the football team sucks.

Denzel Washington 

(b.1954) A popular American actor/African-American sex symbol. Denzel Washington was the second black man to win an Oscar for "best actor" second to Sidney Poiter (1963). Voted America's favorite actor and regarded by many as one of the greatest actors alive. Denzel Washington has NEVER made a bad film before.
Person A: I saw that new movie with Denzel Washington the other day.

Person B: Well was it any good?

Person A: .........

Person B: Sorry dumb question.
Denzel Washington by Alpha6 March 14, 2007

The Washington Post 

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!
The Washington Post by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019