Wax and wash

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.

I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.

by Faytkiller September 23, 2014

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014

binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing

She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018