Wannabe hoes

People who won't to be your hoes but you won't let them.

she's such awannabe hoesbecause She keeps trying to get with me but I won't let her

by Jamesone97 August 15, 2017

Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.

Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

Welfare Wannabe

A broke poser receiving public assistance who tries to get close to celebrities or other wealthy people without spending any money. Then they brag to others about their ability to frequent places where famous people spend time. Their reports are meant to make them seem important and/or wealthy, even though they are actually receiving some form of welfare.

The Welfare Wannabe camped in a tent near the home of a multi-million dollar home owned by a celebrity, and then reported that he was vacationing on the property adjacent to the home of the celebrity.

by ZohanSam June 17, 2019

wannabe

those people who say they stay up all night and never do their homework and are rude to their parents and teachers but really they go to bed at 10 pm, finish their homework by 8, brought their teacher a cookie on their birthday, and are sweet as fuck to their parents

person 1: yo sally said she stayed up all night last partying

person 2: nah she’s just a wannabe

by urbanbitch May 4, 2020

Wannabe Furry

(Noun) Somebody who wants to be a furry but cannot due to reasons

“Did you see that dude, he is such a wannabe furry”
“Yeah, i heard he can’t be one because he’s afraid of getting made fun of”

by White_Beans101 January 27, 2023

wannabe

when u join 125hz and tattoo it above ur eyebrow within less than 1 months

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by cock retriever December 5, 2019