Pussy Waffle

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.

Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.

by tenaciousday October 18, 2012

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waffle-faced

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.

Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.

by Goldendale August 11, 2006

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On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006

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Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019

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