Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…

Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

by Aloneness January 2, 2022

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Valentin

A very funny boy who has a very kind heart and never fails to make anyone laugh, who is also a choupi by heart, cares for people around him but oh he has a dark evil twist side which is villain and he can probably push you off the eiffle tower at midnight, and wouldn’t be even sorry. Be careful, he has a tendency to annoy people but is genuine A cutie from the heart! Oh and he is a total Parisian boy who’s heart lies in paris and chocolatines. Be careful, he can attack you with baguettes.

Someone : you like paris know?

Valentin : vilain! Putain!

Someone : oh, you’re so Valentin

by Pain au chocolat November 23, 2021

Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government

"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"

by bamcki February 11, 2020

Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.

"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."

by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018

Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.

Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”

by anonymous August 20, 2023