shitty vagina

Shitty vagina is a rare and devastating occurrence which in most cases is when a guy spends all night pumping drinks in to a girl at the bar until reaching the girls approval for late night drunken sex only to get her to his place to find out that he got her so drunk she shit her pants and as we all know dumb whores love tight clothing so tight in fact that it pushes the shit from her ass hole across the taint and strait in to the vagina there fore creating a shitty vagina

guy 1: so i spent all night get this girl drunk at the bar last night

guy 2: yeah how did that go
guy 1: great till i got her home
guy 2: what why you got her to your place

guy 1: yeah but i threw her on the bed and ripped her pants off and there it was a shitty vagina
guy 2: uh gross

by censae January 16, 2011

vagina power

A phrase started by the infamous public access TV show host Alexyss K Tylor.
Vagina Power means to not let the pussy be offguard and let any penis go all up in your vagina. Vagina Power and Penis Power are always constantly in battle, but if women stand strong in Vagina Power the will win.

Stand in Vagina Power and manifest your destiny!

That girl has no Vagina Power, she lettin people play her outta her pussy!

by Horace Boonerstone September 25, 2007

vagina berry

When your wipe your vagina after urinating with soft toilet paper and it clings

Man that toilet paper was so soft it left a vagina berry

by missynau July 31, 2011

MC Vagina

Probably the funniest YouTube rapper out there. His beats are so awful you can't help but love them.
He obviously loves vagina and he raps about all the girls he fucks. (He wishes) He's a real 'bad ass.'
Watch his videos- you won't be disappointed
His two main videos 'Show Me Your Genitals' and 'I Kill People' will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

MC Vagina:

"I wanna see your bum, I don't care what they say,
no I don't have feelings cause' feelings are gay.
Something, something in the month of May.
Bitches love my penis cause' it's really big."

"Guns don't kill people- Nuh uh. I kill people.. With guns. Pow."

by Hanzor July 6, 2009

cotton vagina

(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse

We smoked before, so I had really bad cotton vagina when he tried to put it in me.

by sapphireseduction February 17, 2012

vagina slime

also known as Virginia Slim. Like the cigarette

she smokes vagina slimes!

by Whitney C. May 14, 2005

vagina decliner

homosexual male.
male equivelant of todger dodger.

i always thought he was a bit of a vagina decliner.

by ali barber September 25, 2003