A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.
"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."
by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008
Get the shut the fuck up jewelrymug. To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.
Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!
Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!
Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!
Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!
Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Fuck up the Donutsmug. by Feather.Woodar June 12, 2018
Get the ate the fuck upmug. A phrase only currently used by two people on planet Earth. It’s a combination of “fuck off, cunt,” “shut the fuck up, cunt,” and “you’re a fuck up, cunt.” It has more meanings and uses, but the true nature of the phrase is only known by the originator.
Place of origin: Florida, USA
Place of origin: Florida, USA
by UndedMeowth September 8, 2018
Get the Fuck up, cuntmug. Shut the fuck up September is where you have every single right to tell people to shut the fuck up whether they like it or not.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.
Everyone in the world has a free pass to tell anyone to shut the fuck up throughout the whole month of September.
person 1: Hey.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.
person 2: Shut the fuck up!!
person 1: Hey bro thats kinda rude!
person 2: Not my fault, its shut the fuck up September.
by Solar.Ashton July 1, 2021
Get the Shut the fuck up Septembermug. by roselynvgxo February 15, 2018
Get the Step the fuck up bitchmug. to the retard that keeps posting about his boy friend xxbuster or busterblack what ever it is fuck off everyone keeps declining ur bullshit cause no one cares about you and your bf
by jdflklmwegv November 18, 2019
Get the XXBuster lover fuck upmug.