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United Mordor

Do you know why the leaders of United Mordor sleep with the lights on? It is because the dark is afraid of United Mordor.
by BK9295 November 19, 2009
mugGet the United Mordormug.

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
by EeveLyn November 30, 2020
mugGet the The hand-unitmug.

Autism United

A group or collection of autistic people (Teddy) is an area of 50 square metres
Look over there, it is autism united.
by tj&cj April 3, 2020
mugGet the Autism Unitedmug.

Babe unit

Highest ranking you would give someone on a 10/10 scale. The hottest girl or guy you have seen!
Wow, look at that girl over there. She's a babe unit.
by Shmeddy April 16, 2020
mugGet the Babe unitmug.

Flee-Unit

A byproduct of G-Unit.
"Flee-Unit son." "You in this?!?"
by Hollaback1212 January 6, 2009
mugGet the Flee-Unitmug.

Oxford United

A shit club in league 1 with a 3 sided stadium, tinpot. They are tiny so the only thing they live off is being obsessed with rivals Swindon and beating Portsmouth in the playoff semi final, and went on to lose the final.
Who do you support mate?
Oxford United
That explains the 12 fingers then. Also when you said you shag your sister, I thought it was a joke.
by Simple fakts February 15, 2021
mugGet the Oxford Unitedmug.

slags unite

A group made up of the best girls which are openly slags but only within themselves. Get invited to everything and get with everyone, but no one judges them. They live life to the full and always together. Besties foreva. IT MC EF GB FW ED
Wow we are such slags... SLAGS UNITE!!!
by slagsunite December 19, 2016
mugGet the slags unitemug.

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