Ultimate Shit-taker

Some one who takes shit. Every one yells and picks on this person for no reason. They do nothing about it.

person 1:Hey Maggie!
Maggie: What?
person 1:Fuck you, you stupid jew
Maggie: haha...
person 3: Maggie is such the Ultimate Shit-taker

by maggiesucks069 November 16, 2010

Ultimeas

Teh dancing queen

Ult is so 1337 when he dances teh ddr

by DragonHunter February 16, 2004

ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

ultimate titturds revenge

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving

wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge

by smokey 3d April 7, 2009

ultimatist

Most Ultimate. (slang)

the ultimatist. and. that. is. totally. a word.

the ultimatist person
the ultimatist event
the ultimatist item

by Forwardist September 28, 2009

Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

by Chalkey May 6, 2011