Toni

The name is often associated with a handsome, rich alpha male. Almost every single girl out there has fantasised about having sex with a Toni (short for Antonio, Anthony or Anton) because of his charming character and his manly appearance. You're lucky if you know one and should never let him go. Another trait is his pretty huge dick, which almost every Toni can be proud of. Other features are: good taste in music, can dance, able to make you cum, helps in the household.

"Hey, is this Toni?"

-Wow, he is a fucking handsome legend-

by Mageritascur January 2, 2017

Toni

A perfect, wonderful, intelligent, crazy, STUPID, funny, amazing, sweet, charming, attractive, loving, kind friend. She is a erotikbombe

She is so Toni

by carizka January 3, 2017

tronic

To mildly lose weight

He was a tronic guy.

by Giv January 22, 2017

toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017

Toni

Toni is used for a woman or man that is usually short and over-weight, definition of "crying over spilled milk". They enjoy attention so they often create issues for themselves. Pretends their life is so hard when obstacles are average human every-day problems. Hypocritical Hypochondriac that is often ignorant but insists everyone else is of lesser knowledge.

She thinks she's better than every, she must be a 'toni'.

by Australia tagen September 20, 2017

tonic klonic

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017

tonic grind

drunken sex after drinking gin and tonic

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.

by SadDoris November 10, 2017