tucker briscoe

a complete douche bag - incapable of pleasing even the nastiest of women

also has an uncontrollable sexual attraction to horses

that freak is such a tucker briscoe

by oscar day November 2, 2017

Taco Tucker

White Woman, mexican man

That waste of 200,000 years of genetics is a taco tucker.

by Bigcricket February 20, 2025

Tucker

Usually a dumb ass does dumb shit
Penis size: 1inch
Has a thicc ass tho

Jerks off like a maniac

Shit he says: bithc *moans* cum faster

Little bit bi (or acts like it)
Mysterious creature

Tucker’s cock is too small lol.

by Giving birth now December 3, 2019

Tucker

The worst person you’ll ever meet he thinks he’s funny but he’s really not . A tucker is usually gay and loves men. A tucker is horrible at sports and cry’s a lot

Don’t be a tucker

by Hayaj March 5, 2023

Plumb Tucker

A person who sucks baws

Kelly is such a plumb tucker

by King kebab6969 August 16, 2019

Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains

Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020

Half Tucker

A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.

I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.

I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.

by The no tuck prince June 30, 2022