ass trumpet

The word used when one ownz another

Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!

by Shiro Wullong June 13, 2004

trumpet fish

fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.

by jak December 27, 2002

Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020

Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

lesbian trumpet kiss

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.

That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss

by Dragon music November 28, 2015

Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Kentucky Mud Trumpet

n. a sex act in which a male straddles himself above the face of his partner (male or female) who is lying on their posterior side. the other partner proceeds to give the standing male a handy (i.e. manual stimulation of the penile organ). whilst receiving said handy, the male places the large end of a cooking funnel under his anus. ideally the male will have eaten a large amount of shwarma for the sex act to have the maximum impact. as the male receiving the handy nears completion, he strains his bowels, thusly relieving himself of all excrement into the funnel; the small end of the funnel is conveniently stored in the other partner's mouth. All of the liquidy stool will be stored in the partner's mouth while the other ejaculates. There are two endings to this situation. The partner with the fecal matter in his/her mouth can swallow or spit into a freezer mug. A variation on the sex act involves spitting the fecal matter back into his/her lover's mouth, who then spit's that fecal matter/saliva/vomit into the other's butthole. This can be repeated ad infinitum. This variation is known as a Louisville Mud Flugelhorn. When multiple people daisy chain this act together it is known as a Kentucky Mud Trumpet Derby.

Tony: Dude did you hear about a Kentucky Mud Trumpet

Bob: No

Tony: Yeah, it's pretty gross dude.

Bob: Sweeet.

by viado_pra_caralho December 7, 2012