1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 2, 2020
Get the Road Clawmug. Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Clawsmug. When a metal head reaches a state of pure metal ecstasy they make the claw with their hand and raise it up.
The true metal claw can be likened with holding an imaginary chalice filled with somthing metal....like sacrificial blood or beer.
Singers also use this hand gesture when feeling extra metal, godlike or just an extreme metal surge.
This is not exclusive to a live show but can also be done while driving and/or listening to ones favorite cassette tape.
Not to be confused with either the devil horns hand sign as these are 2 distinct gestures OR the "mall claw" which is a 1980s hairstyle achieved with heat and Aqua-net hairspray.
The true metal claw can be likened with holding an imaginary chalice filled with somthing metal....like sacrificial blood or beer.
Singers also use this hand gesture when feeling extra metal, godlike or just an extreme metal surge.
This is not exclusive to a live show but can also be done while driving and/or listening to ones favorite cassette tape.
Not to be confused with either the devil horns hand sign as these are 2 distinct gestures OR the "mall claw" which is a 1980s hairstyle achieved with heat and Aqua-net hairspray.
by Em Cloud July 31, 2021
Get the Metal Clawmug. 1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011
Get the Monkey clawed eaglemug. *sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020
Get the Bitch clawsmug. The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
Get the Chocolate Claw Machinemug. This is a person who pays underage girls to chug white claws and then when they are sleeping the white claw rapist puts their dick in your ass.
by Bootylicious2345 August 18, 2019
Get the White Claw Rapistmug.