bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013

throat stretched

A Reference to a Male receiving oral sex.

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.

by Big C in FW March 9, 2016

Bat Throat

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.

Hey, Cleo, stop jumping around making croaky mouthwords like some kind of fluthy bat throat!

by mrneglect September 29, 2010

Throat clogher

A dick. It's literally just a dick...

"Imma make sure Jennifer feels the wrath of my throat clogher!"

by HiUauio July 10, 2020

throat town

A place you bring a bird to hollow out her throat.

Sally asked me to take her to throat town, so I pulled out my cawk and smashed down her throat.

by TheFlyingTeabag September 20, 2017

Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.

Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?

by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017

Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course

Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn

by Seannoob March 14, 2022