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Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
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Ghost Tea

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.
“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.
by JBRacing October 8, 2023
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London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea
Yo fam want some london tea
by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018
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tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis
His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex
by BOOBS!"£$ March 7, 2018
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Tea Drinker

"Hey, Tom, look at that filthy tea drinker right there"
by aCheekyBugger March 3, 2023
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tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.
Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!
by nongfu September 15, 2010
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Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.
Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.
by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017
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