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Yogurt Male Syndrome

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.
I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.
by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025
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yogurt dog

white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog
me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭
by nocluebruc January 31, 2024
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yogurt

1. White, sticky fluid that is fermented from milk.
2. The sperm shot out after you masturbated.
1. I like to add fruits to yogurt to make my milkshake.
2. I see yogurt on your pants. Did you masturbate?
by siff ess bee July 29, 2017
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Yogurt Head

Someone who is really enthusiastic about yogurt
Paul is always talking about Chobani yogurt, he's a total yogurt head
by gucciromaine July 18, 2024
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

Noun, Slur

An insult to chefs and kitchens worldwide. Considered to be one of the worst dishes throughout the food industry. Made by combining spaghetti, and vanilla yogurt. Do not consume under any circumstances.

Recommended actions when encountering a Spaghetti And Yogurt enjoyer:
•Murder
•Torture
•Assimilation
Gose: I love Spaghetti And Yogurt, it is fine dining!
Nikki: *fricking kills gose* sigma sigma 🗿
by WhimsyKu January 21, 2025
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A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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yogurt

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
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