Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

cunting spider

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.

Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.

by MrBooze November 17, 2016

Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks

Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

by God among us October 15, 2020

spider elf

An awesome elf on a shelf. He\she is a spider man elf lol. OwO

yo spider elf is Cool!

by Pink bunny rose December 26, 2021