by fuckherightinthepussy October 1, 2025
Get the Shawnmug. Your husband's much younger "work wife" who seduces him by stroking his ego with constant flattery and dressing a little "extra" every day.
Co-worker: Did you help Shawne finish that big project today?
Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!
Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!
by anonymous June 1, 2022
Get the Shawnemug. A Shawn is HANDS DOWN the sweetest creature in existence. Just looking into his eyes takes your breath away. His smile cures all pain and fixes every ill you have. There is no man on this earth like him. Shawn's are very tall, (almost like a tree you want to climb!), extremely considerate and thoughtful, you will never have enough of a Shawn.
You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
Girl 1: I was sooooo paranoid to speak to Shawn for so long due to his intense intelligence. I was sure he was the stealthiest cop imaginable. Or some sort of UN representative.. I'm also fairly sure hes married..I mean how could he not be taken!??? 🥴🥺🥺🥺
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!
Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!
Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!
Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!
Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
by Sexy$secure March 8, 2022
Get the Shawnmug. Is a little bitch
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Get the shawn homug. by uhm73 May 28, 2023
Get the pulling-a-shawnmug.