Kevin

A guy thats so nice and caring that you might think he is a psychopath that is only acting nice to get close to you and then kill you and hide your body in a butcher's freezer and frame the butcher... but don't worry he definitely isn't

wow Kevin isn't a psychopath

by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Most handsome man in the world. May not have the perfect body but perfect d... nvm . He has beautiful hair and a face as well. Gets all the ladies too

Kris: ay what’s your name ?
Person: my name is Kevin
Kris: damn so you must get all the ladies

by Foochmaster October 2, 2019

KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.

Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.

by Basketcasenat July 17, 2023