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Jared

A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl
Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird
by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021
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Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy
Look there is a Jared he is so cool.
by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022
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Jared

A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.

He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
That Jared guy is always at the skatepark with his friends.
by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019
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An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!
That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead
by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017
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1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend
by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018
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Jared has a huge cock.
by Staxlamp May 12, 2018
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jarees

Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.
Jarees is the man of the year
by Lucky727 December 18, 2018
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