jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

Jamaican Mudslide

When you (yes you) travel to the nearest stream or creek where a man defecates upon the woman (or other man)'s forehead. You then go swimming in the body of water using it as a bath.

Me and Jessica tried out a jamaican mudslide the other day, It was sick!

by Skibidi Sigma 25765 February 5, 2025

Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.

PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.

by utopenec February 6, 2025

Jamaican Breeze

Where one person takes a big hit of weed and then blows the smoke at another person

Babe why'd you blow your smoke in my face. I wanted you to feel that Jamaican Breeze.

by Justachillguy February 18, 2025

Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.

That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!

by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025

Jamaican Slip

When you take your own or a sexual partners log of shit and use it as lubricant

Oh damn Jamie got the Jamaican Slip 😯

by Boomslang09 March 1, 2025

bitch, i’m jamaican

a phrase used to express your culture as a jamaican and not any other

Person 1: Hey, aren’t you french?
Person 2: Bitch, i’m jamaican

by cool kid 1237 March 19, 2025