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Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011
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digi gobbler

downloaders, digital media perveyors, digital media consumers, or collectors of digital content (audio, video, multimedia, ringtones, wallpaper, videos, music, and other like content.)

digi gobbers are termed for the action of content consumption regardless of means of acquisition.
"Itunes is a great place for digi gobblers, if you don't mind the price."

"Digi gobblers are killing the old music business model."
by Glenn Anthony September 19, 2008
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tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.
M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”
by DiRizzle February 24, 2024
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Gobbler

When you whine too much because taking care of ur own kid(s) is too much work so you automatically assume someone else will do it for you.
Walking down the road with a friend and her kids. Friend says I hope im not being a gobbler
by Nunyabizlol June 12, 2013
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penis sucker dick gobbler

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!
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glizzy gobbler

(n) used to or referring to a person, male or female who gobbles, gnaws on, or eats a sausage or weenie
Wow man that girl is a real glizzy gobbler. She ate that inhaled that weenie in a second.
by Actor202 June 7, 2021
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House Gobbler

When a woman has a man.But still tries to have relationships with the Nabor’s.
The house Gobbler is out talking to the Nabor’s a certain way. Giving hints that they want some.
by Larry pastor December 15, 2021
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