When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.
by GhoreBones January 11, 2018
A derogatory term used for nurses, EMT's, Paramedics, and doctors that tend to boast about how "essential" they are on social media. They tend to be "so overworked" but have time to choreograph complicated dance routines on platforms such as Tik Tok and Instagram.
"Good luck on your date with Sage. She's a typical healthcare donkey that likes to tell everyone how important she is for the COVID response, yet works part time amount of hours"
by Anon930 December 05, 2020
A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
by Googleme367 January 18, 2017
When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
by CountDonkeyula January 17, 2016
by Hawen April 20, 2019
A step above a Kitchen Pass. Permission, from the wife or significant other, to go out on the town and act like a complete ass.
by Greezy636 March 06, 2014