A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
Get the Donkey's apronmug. "I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"
by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013
Get the Brown Donkeymug. A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022
Get the Chonky Donkeymug. When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
Get the Stache Donkeymug. A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023
Get the Stall Donkeymug. Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021
Get the chaos donkeymug. When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.
"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."
"talkin' donkey gets it done."
"talkin' donkey gets it done."
by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010
Get the Talkin' Donkeymug.