magic carpet

a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top
Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb
by tea-head June 15, 2007
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carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.
by DarthInsinuate September 06, 2005
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Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.
Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."
by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012
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Carpet bagger

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy who is not from New Jersey, but moved into New Jersey so he could become Governor.
Phil Murphy is the living embodiment of carpet bagger.
by Hellsangel June 03, 2021
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carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs
this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.
by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010
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Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.
Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.
by Papageorge P October 04, 2006
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hit that carpet

When a lady of the night (Ho, Prostitute, Call girl) goes to high class or upscale places to turn tricks. Such as Hotel Casinos, Resorts ect...
I told that bitch "you better hit that carpet" & I'll be out later to check my trap.
by TZARvor December 15, 2007
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