Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

Nerdo burrito

A weeb with a broken foot.

Look at that nerdo burrito over there with his waifu pillow, let’s go push him down since he can’t chase us.

by Mr. Bucketfoot May 28, 2020

Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016

Baby Burrito

A adorable baby wrapped in a blanket.

AWWWWW, that baby burrito is snug as a bug in a rug!

by Luke Hemming's lover June 21, 2016

ethnic burrito

The act of a Mexican man shoving his entire body into the vagina of an extremely obese white woman.

Dude I stopped hiring Juan to mow my lawn because he did an ethnic burrito with Mrs. Johnson down the street.

by Chubby Robot April 25, 2017