alcoholic bastard

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up

adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

by Issa me brat May 27, 2018

bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit

“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”

by Weckfe November 8, 2019

Bastard SZN

When the boys are just acting completely radical and no fucks are given. When the boys pound brew.

We have 2 cases here boys, it’s BASTARD SZN.

All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!

Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale

by He’ll yeah boys October 15, 2019

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.

Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!

by FlowGunner June 22, 2016

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011