Over The Table Beef Stick

When you have sex on a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey while were waiting for our food want a over the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

you bring nothing to the table

when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)

guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing

by she1l August 31, 2009

The Taylor Effect

the act of destroying someone's life by calling them gay for about a year, convincing everyone in the school classroom to hate them, making them change classrooms and still being hated by his/her new classmates. then they must try to kill his/her younger brother or sister with a hairdryer. then they must move away to an insane asylum.

me: Taylor, your gay.
taylor: no i'm not!!!
(next day, comes to school with a see through leotard)
me: EWWWW!!!! *throws up*
taylor: hey! i'm beautiful!!!
me:no your not.... you are ugly and gay and no one likes you....
taylor: *tries to kill brother/sister* I'M NOT CRAZY!!! AGH!!!!

the taylor effect

by aisjdbrtgisd January 20, 2008

The Tam

Bad ass architectural legend. May be found watchin' TV, or kickin' your ass in a sport he dun just learnt five minutes ago.

a> "Holy shit! That model is fuckin' sweet."
b> "Yeah. The Tam pulled that shit out in under an hour."

by anna-lisa finger March 26, 2003

the takeouts

One of the best loacal Ska bands that ever lived. orginated in Derry N.H.

loved you guys

Man oh man how i miss the takouts

by zac hansons gal August 4, 2004

The taste of home

A very peculiar act,
Lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend's clitorous several times.
Then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.

I would never think to try the taste of home with jannice

by john lenkewich November 28, 2007

The TAPOUT Effect

The process by which wearing a Tapout, Redemption, or other MMA fighting shirt instantly makes the wearer hold his body and walk in a way as to look much more buff and a like an experienced fighter.

As soon as I saw him come out of the changing room wearing that TAPOUT shirt, he had his chest poked out, his arms held up higher, and was walking like he was about to knock somebody out. That's what I like to call 'The Tapout Effect'.

by MemphisP July 20, 2010