loser tea

A term to use when the gossip or tea you received wasn't worth the wait and is a waste of your time

"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"

"Girl that's loser tea."

by OutterSpaceCooter July 03, 2021

tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis

His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex

by BOOBS!"£$ March 07, 2018

billy of tea

its wellerman

person 1:soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN

by peanut KING August 14, 2021

London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 24, 2018

No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st

person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand

by idontlikevscogirla November 09, 2019

No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean

Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

by Iamahypebeast January 14, 2018

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi March 13, 2014