smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Black smurf

A short dark female

Yo you see that black smurf last night

by Black pillow May 3, 2014

Smurf village

Another word for uncircumcised penis

Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village

by Big jucy cack August 5, 2020

bite a smurf

To bite a smurf implies having a bad trip after eating a Magic mushroom .

I musta Bite a smurf , i got sick using magic mush .

by P.A. 037 February 7, 2010

smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

by chickachikayeahyeah January 23, 2008

Smurf Dippin

Its when yout fucking a girl in the porta-johns and while ur fucking her, you stuff her head in the blue water.

smurf dippin

by D-2008 June 20, 2009

smurf-tastic

Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.

I had the MOST smurf-tastic weekend! Avatar is a totally smurf-tastic movie!

by wherami January 19, 2010