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elf-shoes

a manly girl that has boobs that come to a point, much like elf shoes.
"eww, I've never seen elf-shoes like that before!"
by Bud n' Doyal October 24, 2005
mugGet the elf-shoesmug.

shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe
get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber
by antra July 19, 2006
mugGet the shoe knobbermug.

black shoe

It is a code word for marijuana. Not very popular at the time, but many believe it is the new word. The word of power, the word people will use in the years to come.
"Hey, man just remember to bring the Black Shoe"
by Down withTHE GOvernment December 16, 2006
mugGet the black shoemug.

hooker shoes

Those clear pumps you see girls wearing that's a sure sighn she's a hooker
the girl you took to prom, she wore clear hooker shoes and i bet she fucked your friends for money
by pmafounder June 17, 2006
mugGet the hooker shoesmug.

shoe plug

A store, but typically a person that hooks you up with great kicks.
Yo man, Richard is my new shoe plug! He hooked me up with a fresh pair of 12s!
by J9_420 April 8, 2017
mugGet the shoe plugmug.

Shoe Atheism

A term popularized on reddit to describe insecure atheists who are obsessed with having a rational or intellectual life outlook, but don't know enough about philosophy to defend one, and so try to expand the definition of atheism wide enough that it encompasses objects it is nonsensical to include, such as rocks, alligators, and shoes. No one seems certain what the goal is, since it involves saying that one is an atheist in the sense some non-rational object is, and so either seems to be implicating that rocks are intelligent, or is saying that ones opinion is on the level of that of a rock's.

The most common self-described variant is "agnostic atheism," a term made by strong atheists who feel so bold that they don't simply identify as weak atheists, but assault the concept of agnosticism in general, and try to mix it with weak atheism, while insisting that strong atheism doesn't count unless you profess 100% certainty. No amount of explaining the real purpose and definition of the words, or that no one is falling for their trick seems to get through to them, and it almost inadvertently results in them trying to explain their niche special pleading semantic set as if you simply don't understand it and will instantly accept terms made by insecure teenagers on the internet in the last decade, and which are used by no one else as more important than the real definitions.
I saw some people identifying as agnostic atheists again today. Looks like shoe atheism is still holding out.
by Dead Vein November 14, 2014
mugGet the Shoe Atheismmug.

Shoe on the Gas

Making a quick move or decision that could better your life.
Damn, if I had gotten here one minute sooner, I would have been able to grab the last maple bar... should have put a little shoe on the gas.
by Jnizzlemybizzlefoshizzle January 23, 2018
mugGet the Shoe on the Gasmug.

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