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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
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Shell cart

Dirty smackhead who steals from old ladies and free giving pages to buy heroin and crack
Have you seen that dirty smackhead shell cart on Facebook?
by Salam alakum October 20, 2022
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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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shell sham

A reference to young men who grow scruffy beards, wear their hair in a greasy and disheveled fashion and wear surplus military field jackets in an apparent attempt at duplicating the stereotypical media image of a traumatized war veteran.
That young twenty-something with the darting eyes and the spastic movements whom I saw sitting in front of the English department seems to be affecting quite an elaborate shell sham.
by takarakujiniatatta April 17, 2010
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shelling knife

A knife used to remove meat from shellfish.
Don't throw that shelling knife overboard it's the last one.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
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turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.
"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells
by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020
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Blue Shell

V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.

V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!

2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
by BKoy August 4, 2017
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