second floor

place where hooligans, tramps and mongos gather to cause trouble, make noise, indulge in binge drinking, break ceiling tiles and get their RA's fired.

That club was an absolute gong show, it looked like the second floor.

by ctown February 2, 2003

Sweaty Seconds

Where your buddy brings a girl to your place and he has sex with her and then asks if you want to have sex with her later

Guy1:I brought her from the club, she is awesome, do you want her?

Guy2: No i dont like sweaty seconds

by nirwana February 22, 2009

sloppy seconds

Eating out a girl right after another guy has just ejaculated inside of her.

Joe finished in side of Jane then I went down on Jane for some Sloppy Seconds.

by BIGONE January 6, 2004

Sloppy Seconds

The act of having sex twice in a short time span, often with a different partner.

Alice: Last night, after screwing Bob, I had sloppy seconds with Tom.

Mary: I had sloppy seconds with John less than an hour after we finished going at it.

by Origal May 9, 2009

shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.

Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"

by tag0693 August 14, 2011

Wet Second

Use of the mouth on the breasts and nipples to provide stimulation during sexual activity

Yo, Suzi and Matt were going to wet second on that couch in the middle of the party.

by Tommy Says So January 7, 2010

second plane

An event that causes serious loss, destruction, hardship, unhappiness, or death. A state of complete disorder and confusion. A disaster beyond belief.

referring to the second plane hitting the World Trade Center

see also: first plane and third plane

Hearing about my pacifist uncle going on a shooting spree was so second plane!

by Helbard December 8, 2003