Burnsy's Mum

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language

Holy Shit, your mum is Burnsy's Mum

by Don Gulliver April 6, 2003

toorak mum

someone who drives rangrovers and fucks them with strap-ons like in nichs msn picture

chloe

by maddy August 24, 2003

ya mum

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

by shadow77110 November 30, 2006

Yer Mum

One annoying line invented by Tony Walsh (aka TDW) which was variation of yo mamma but with an British style to it. It also makes you feel like an idiot saying it as well.

Also managed to appear on Kerrang's Trash Idol.

Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum!

by Chris Ridsdill November 21, 2003

ya mum

The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

Your Mum

Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.

Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.

Must never be said in front of own Mother

Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes

Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"

Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"

Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"

Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"

Person 2 -"Your mums mate"

Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"

by LukeDoggy July 17, 2006

your mum

To be used in several, subtely different ways.

Situation #1
A: "Your gay*"
B: "Your mums gay"
A: "Your face is gay"
B: "Your ex is gay"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"

*In this situation, the term gay is used in a non-derogatory to homosexuals kind of way. In this context, it means stupid and annoying.

Situation #2
A: "You know xyz..."
B: "You know what, your mum"
A: "YOUR mum!"
B: "Yeah well, your mum sucks cock"
A: "Well, your mum sucks my dads cock"
B: "You suck cock"
A: "Your face sucks cock"
B: "Your ex sucks cock"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"

by Izzy Pop May 15, 2006