puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

on crimson lap

giving crimson a lap dance

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!

by jett javed January 31, 2021

Lap

To have sexual intercourse with an individual

The dude wants to lap everyone.

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...

Layer lap is such an amazing person!

by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025