Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face

That man is one ugly bastard

by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018

alcoholic bastard

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up

adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

by Issa me brat May 27, 2018

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.

Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!

by FlowGunner June 22, 2016

Arrogant bastard

Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST

Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard

by Hmonny June 22, 2021

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011