8th of December

Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day

Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.

by FoxyPlayzReaper December 8, 2023

Dr. Doofensmirch The 8th

You Are Smort, But Also Retarted

John: bro that dude is dr. doofensmirch the 8th. Second Man: John, This Is Why We Don't Invite You To Parties.

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 8, 2020

July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

July 8th

Flash your gay best friend day or share your man’s D pic with your GBF.

It’s July 8th….SURPRISE, it’s my Dick

by National USA Calendar Day July 7, 2024

October 8th

You're birthday is the most important birthday of all.

"oh wow, my life doesn't matter because I'm not born on October 8th"

by CookingChef March 20, 2023

August 8th

Official Fnaf Day. Because that’s when Fnaf 1 came out.

Me : “Hey bro! It’s August 8th!!”
Friend : “What’s special about August 8th?”
Me : “It’s Fnaf day!”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u July 11, 2023

November 8th

National kick Jacob in the balls day

"Jacob I am going to kick your Frank and beans"
"Please have mercy my testicles are in agony"
"Its november 8th sorry"

by Bananarama23 November 8, 2019