Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017

Solid Sit-Up

A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.

I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro

by gettinrippedsince86 January 26, 2010

sit on Gray's pipe

A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on

Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.

No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!

Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma

by Blade2good December 9, 2010

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 1, 2016

Recliner Sit-Ups

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.

by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

by RhinoTube December 22, 2017