Texticle

Having texticles is when someone has the balls to text something they wouldn't say to the persons face.

Brad: Did you hear that Brittany texted Sally, saying she is a bitch?
Joe: Yeah, that girl has some real texticles.

by princesscassi June 22, 2014

tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

Texticle

That facebook reading, Google+ updating, Pokemon Go playing scrotum who holds everything up, because their phone is the center of the Universe.

*While driving a car. She swerves.
Her: I just missed hitting that guy on the phone.
Me: It's okay. I got that texticle with the back door.

by sourkraut November 4, 2016

Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.

Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing

by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017

Testicles

The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.

I kicked Jimmy so hard in the dick hole that his testicles released pee.

by Soviet Russia 1912 December 9, 2017

testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch

bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.

by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021