When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.
You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!
by 2quickmick@googlemail.com February 19, 2009
Get the text jackermug. A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.
Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
by Harry Houdinini October 3, 2009
Get the Text-Mutemug. David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
by LouWho December 9, 2008
Get the turd textingmug. by adrib September 13, 2014
Get the Text vomitmug. "I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."
by Btconderman December 22, 2014
Get the Text Trainmug. an excessively long text message
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
Get the text bookingmug. When someone is texting, emailing , or instant messaging the following ways. acting out, talking out speaking out laughing out gawking out, or snickering out loud. to where someone a far off or close can hear or see this action.
Me: Hey man who are talking to!
Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.
Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.
Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
by Gabe.R February 7, 2009
Get the Audio Textingmug.