tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.

Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!

by nongfu September 15, 2010

Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".

Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!

by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.

Dude, this taste like meat tea.

by doopi April 20, 2014

Austrian tea

Weed from Austria

I'm in need of that Austrian Tea if you know what I mean.

by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015

Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night

Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.

by dekkamsn July 16, 2016

No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st

person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand

by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019