Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean

Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

by Iamahypebeast May 3, 2018

Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.

by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

Chai Tea

Chai means tea, you are literally saying Tea Tea.

White Guy/Girl: I love Chai Tea!

Indian Man: Chai Tea?! Chai means tea! YOU ARE LITERALLY SAYING TEA TEA! Kadavule (oh my god)....

by jaycxle. June 13, 2023

billy of tea

its wellerman

person 1:soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN

by peanut KING August 14, 2021

Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.

My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!

by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017