Traumagasm

When you’re so instilled with fear that your body is convinced it will die and it just locks up and you ejaculate.

When the largest recorded great white shark was steaming towards Trent he was so scared that he had a traumagasm in his wetsuit.

by Crayzm December 14, 2024

Traumadelic

Coined by Canadian writer and podcast host Brian James, “traumadelic“ refers to the takeover of the psychedelic renaissance by trauma culture.

Western therapy has snatched psychedelics out of the hands of the shaman and has tried to turn them from something that reveals the soul or spirit (psychedelic) into something that reveals only childhood trauma — hence my term “traumadelic.”

by urbanshaman December 20, 2024

Traumatarian

Someone who has changed their diet to add or omit certain foods, as a direct result of being exposed to a traumatic experience or event.

I stopped eating meat, after the trauma of seeing too many dead bodies.

I'm now traumatarian.

by Moaning Jones December 27, 2024

traumy

To make light of a traumatic situation in order to make the listener of your traumatic story not cry

“… yeahhh my childhood was a lil bit traumy”

“haha yea that was so traumy”

by Wazowski January 23, 2025

Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding

“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”

by Anonчмous February 5, 2025

traumakaze

An emotional spiral caused by trauma that leads to self-annihilation.

Staff 1: *Losing their mind, about to go insane*
Staff 1: "Is this a traumakaze situation? Are you about to take me down with you?"

by TechnicalVessel February 13, 2025

Trauma Tourist

A person who enjoys reliving or seeing other people sharing trauma.

That person is such a trauma tourist.

by AlbatrossAnchor March 2, 2025