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lub of tard

Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy

"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
by Kalystaa February 28, 2008
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Hash-tard

Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.
I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013
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r tard

A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.
Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.
by Drew Ford November 9, 2008
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U tard

Someone who is especially naive and culturally inept and hails from the state of Utah. A combination of "tard" and U for Utah.
Molly is such a U tard. All she does is bake cookies for the ward party.
by Smokey Starlight March 24, 2008
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douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)
Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004
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R-Tard

R-Tard Also known as retard;

1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"
by Trent D December 12, 2008
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Tard Banger

One who has sex with the mentally handicapped
Dude, Michael had sex with Michelle from Special Ed, he is such a tard Banger
by BeetheBee February 12, 2009
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