Hash-tard

Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.

I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013

lub of tard

Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.

"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy

"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!

by Kalystaa February 28, 2008

r tard

A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.

Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.

by Drew Ford November 9, 2008

U tard

Someone who is especially naive and culturally inept and hails from the state of Utah. A combination of "tard" and U for Utah.

Molly is such a U tard. All she does is bake cookies for the ward party.

by Smokey Starlight March 24, 2008

douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

R-Tard

R-Tard Also known as retard;

1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept

"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"

by Trent D December 12, 2008

'tard patch

When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.

I have to take a shower baby, I can see my 'tard patch glowing in the dark.

by hexicon September 12, 2006