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used tampon

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis
"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
by Edwina rose February 17, 2024
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Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.
Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!
by ThaDuke February 2, 2021
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laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.
Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.
by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010
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Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
by Saminman October 21, 2018
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Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…
by Crazycox April 21, 2022
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