Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI

xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb

by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021

Swiss

Having holes/not making sense

Person 1: "Man, that story was super swiss"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was totally fake!"

by AEs1r June 13, 2021

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.

Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.

by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025

Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.

Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.

by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025

Swiss

To shoot someone with a gun — so many times that their body is full of holes, resembling a slice of Swiss cheese.

“Bro thought he was untouchable until they caught him lacking and swissed him in broad daylight.”

by g0oNy July 4, 2025

Swiss cheese

Swiss cheesing refers to the gentle act of pinning someone to the ground and railing them from behind

“Dude, Aaron Swiss cheese’d his girlfriend so hard, that she cried”

by Kayney July 31, 2025